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{"slip": { "id": 158, "advice": "Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head."}}

{"fact":"Neutering a male cat will, in almost all cases, stop him from spraying (territorial marking), fighting with other males (at least over females), as well as lengthen his life and improve its quality.","length":198}

{"slip": { "id": 127, "advice": "When hugging, hug with both arms and apply reasonable, affectionate pressure."}}

{"slip": { "id": 189, "advice": "Do not compare yourself with others."}}

{"slip": { "id": 219, "advice": "Try buying a coffee for the creator of a free public API, now and then."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 151, "advice": "When faced with a choice, do both."}}

{"fact":"Cats lived with soldiers in trenches, where they killed mice during World War I.","length":80}

{"slip": { "id": 76, "advice": "You will always regret the round of J\u00c3\u00a4germeister."}}

{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}

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