{"type":"general","setup":"Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?","punchline":"Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.","id":291}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Where do rabbits go after they get married?","punchline":"On a bunny-moon.","id":286}
{"slip": { "id": 211, "advice": "No \"brand\" is your friend."}}
{"slip": { "id": 173, "advice": "Always bet on black."}}
{"slip": { "id": 201, "advice": "Don't burn bridges."}}
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{"fact":"A cat's normal pulse is 140-240 beats per minute, with an average of 195.","length":73}
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