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{"type":"general","setup":"How many bones are in the human hand?","punchline":"A handful of them.","id":138}
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Bobana Klikovac is a Montenegrin handball player for CSM Corona Brașov and the Montenegrin national team.
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The blue-capped tanager is a species of bird in the tanager family Thraupidae. It was formerly placed in the genus Thraupis but is now the only species in the genus Sporathraupis.
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