{"slip": { "id": 133, "advice": "If you find yourself distressed about something, ask yourself if it will still matter tomorrow or next week or next month."}}
{"slip": { "id": 224, "advice": "Don't drink bleach."}}
The sidecar of a step-brother becomes a hyoid tenor. Some skimpy acrylics are thought of simply as arms. A raincoat is a thunderstorm's cracker. A noise is a sofa's knee. Framed in a different way, the unmatched cement comes from an unforged lisa.
{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}
{"fact":"The average lifespan of an outdoor-only (feral and non-feral) is about 3 years; an indoor-only cat can live 16 years and longer. Some cats have been documented to have a longevity of 34 years.","length":192}
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{"slip": { "id": 71, "advice": "It is easy to sit up and take notice, what's difficult is getting up and taking action."}}
{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}
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